Short Gay Jokes

Collections of the funniest and best short gay jokes that will make you laugh :)

Q: How do 5 gay men walk?
A: One Direction.

Q: Why are gays so generous?
A: Because they don’t know how to be tight arsed.

Q: Why do so many gays have mustaches?
A: To hide the stretch marks.

Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
A: May I push in your stool?

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Mega-sore-ass

Q: What’s the definition of a poofter?
A: A bloke who enlarges the circle of his friends.

Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
A: A love call.

Q: Did you hear about the homosexual letter?
A: Only came in male boxes.